Hong Kong T-shirts

If you've spent any amount of time in Asia, you realize that they must get all the reject T-shirts that couldn't be sold in an English speaking country. It is really funny to read them & I've started writing down what they say. So here are some samples:

#1 - on the front of the shirt:
CRUSTY DEMONS (written in a gothic lettering)
inside label: "Made in China by the tallest people we could find"
it was the label that I really liked.

#2 -
VOICE (in large letters) HEARI (in small letters)
AYRO (large letters)

#3 -
"It you nsicn carefully to the voice of HER your God and do what is righr ia his eyes, if you'pay attention to his com mands and heep all his decrees,t will not hrhr on you any of the diseases and heals co B005"
(the typos are not mine - you think maybe they need a proof reader? I actually bought this one)

#4 -
Function and Fullness
(picture of a Native American Indian with headdress)
The TOP "STRAIN"

#5-
(picture of a cow)
The Happiest Moment!
you got the real different of JUICE from the World?

#6-
"Bribe exist and the power which is for the opposite side is excluded"

#7-
front of shirt
DIRECTLY
NOISE
All the Right
Make Encouraging the Noise

back of shirt - written in italics
Photography